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C H A P. I.
WITH all this learning upon Noses
running perpetually in my fa-
ther's fancy -- with so many family preju-
dices -- and ten decads of such tales run-
ning on for ever along with them -- how
was it possible with such exquisite -- was
it a true nose ? -- That a man with such
exquisite feelings as my father had, could
bear the shock at all below stairs -- or in-
deed above stairs, in any other posture,
but the very posture I have described.
?? -- Throw yourself down upon the bed,
a dozen times -- taking care only to place
a looking-glass first in a chair on one side
of it, before you do it ---- But was the
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stranger's nose a true nose -- or was it a
false one ?
??To tell that before-hand, madam,
would be to do injury to one of the best
tales in the christian world ; and that is
the tenth of the tenth decad which imme-
diately follows this.
??This tale, crieth Slawkenbergius some-
what exultingly, has been reserved by
me for the concluding tale of my whole
work ; knowing right well, that when I
shall have told it, and my reader shall
have read it thro' -- 'twould be even high
time for both of us to shut up the book ;
inasmuch, continues Slawkenbergius, as I
know of no tale which could possibly
ever go down after it.
?? -- 'Tis a tale indeed !
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??This sets out with the first interview
in the inn at Lyons, when Fernandez left
the courteous stranger and his sister Julia
alone in her chamber, and is overwritten,
The I N T R I C A C I E S
of
Diego and Julia.
??Heavens ! thou art a strange creature
Slawkenbergius ! what a whimsical view
of the involutions of the heart of woman
hast thou opened ! how this can ever be
translated, and yet if this specimen of
Slawkenbergius's tales, and the exquisi-
tiveness of his moral should please the
world -- translated shall a couple of vo-
lumes be. -- Else, how this can ever be
translated into good English, I have no
sort of conception. -- There seems in some
passages to want a sixth sense to do it
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rightly. ---- What can he mean by the
lambent pupilability of slow, low, dry
chat, five notes below the natural tone,
-- which you know, madam, is little
more than a whisper ? The moment I
pronounced the words, I could perceive
an attempt towards a vibration in the
strings, about the region of the heart. --
The brain made no acknowledgment. --
There's often no good understanding
betwixt 'em. -- I felt as if I understood
it. --- I had no ideas. -- The movement
could not be without cause. -- I'm lost.
I can make nothing of it, -- unless, may
it please your worships, the voice, in
that case being little more than a whis-
per, unavoidably forces the eyes to
approach not only within six inches
of each other -- but to look into the
pupils -- is not that dangerous ? -- But it
can't be avoided -- for to look up to the
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cieling, in that case the two chins un-
avoidably meet -- and to look down into
each others laps, the foreheads come into
immediate contact, which at once puts
an end to the conference -- I mean to the
sentimental part of it. ---- What is left,
madam, is not worth stooping for.
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