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C H A P. II.

NOW hang it! quoth I, as I look'd
towards the French coast -- a man
should know something of his own
country too, before he goes abroad --  
and I never gave a peep into Rochester
church, or took notice of the dock of
Chatham, or visited St. Thomas at Can-
terbury, though they all three laid in
my way--    

   -- But mine, indeed, is a particular
case --  

   So without arguing the matter further
with Thomas o' Becket, or any one else --
I skip'd into the boat, and in five minutes
we got under sail and scudded away like
the wind.

             B 4              Pray




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   Pray captain, quoth I, as I was going
down into the cabin, is a man never over-
taken by Death in this passage?

   Why, there is not time for a man to be
sick in it, replied he  --  What a cursed
liar! for I am sick as a horse, quoth I,
already  --  what a brain!  --  upside
down!  --  heyday! the cells are broke
loose one into another, and the blood, and
the lymph, and the nervous juices, with
the fix'd and volatile salts, are all jumbled
into one mass  --  good g -- ! every thing
turns round in it like a thousand whirl-
pools  --  I'd give a shilling to know if
I shan't write the clearer for it --  

   Sick! sick! sick! sick! --  

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   -- When shall we get to land, captain
-- they have hearts like stones  --  O I
am deadly sick!  --  reach me that thing,
boy  --  'tis the most discomfiting sick-
ness --   I wish I was at the bottom --
Madam! how is it with you? Undone!
undone! un  --  O! undone! sir --
What, the first time?  --  No, 'tis the se-
cond, third, sixth, tenth time, sir, --
hey-day  --  what a trampling overhead!
-- hollo! cabin boy! what's the matter --

   The wind chopp'd about! s'Death! --
then I shall meet him full in the face.

   What luck! -- 'tis chopp'd about again,
master --   O the devil chop it --  

   Captain, quoth she, for heaven's sake,
let us get ashore.
                          C H A P.





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