C H A P. XXXIII.
O Blessed health ! cried my father,
making an exclamation, as he
turned over the leaves to the next chap-
ter, -- thou art above all gold and trea-
sure ; 'tis thou who enlargest the soul, --
and openest all its powers to receive in-
struction and to relish virtue. -- He that
has thee, has little more to wish for ; --
and he that is so wretched as to want
thee, -- wants every thing with thee.
I have concentrated all that can be
said upon this important head, said my
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father,
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father, into a very little room, therefore
we'll read the chapter quite thro'.
My father read as follows.
`` The whole secret of health depend-
`` ing upon the due contention for ma-
`` stery betwixt the radical heat and the
`` radical moisture'' -- You have proved
that matter of fact, I suppose, above,
said Yorick. Sufficiently, replied my
father.
In saying this, my father shut the
book, -- not as if he resolved to read no
more of it, for he kept his forefinger in
the chapter : -- nor pettishly, -- for he
shut the book slowly ; his thumb resting,
when he had done it, upon the upper-
side of the cover, as his three fingers sup-
ported the lower-side of it, without the
least compressive violence. --
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I have demonstrated the truth of that
point, quoth my father, nodding to Yo-
rick, most sufficiently in the preceding
chapter.
Now could the man in the moon be
told, that a man in the earth had wrote a
chapter, sufficiently demonstrating, That
the secret of all health depended upon
the due contention for mastery betwixt
the radical heat and the radical moisture, --
and that he had managed the point so
well, that there was not one single word
wet or dry upon radical heat or radical
moisture, throughout the whole chap-
ter, -- or a single syllable in it, pro or
con, directly or indirectly, upon the con-
tention betwixt these two powers in any
part of the animal oeconomy --
`` O thou eternal maker of all beings !''
-- he would cry, striking his breast with
his right hand, (in case he had one) --
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`` Thou
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`` Thou whose power and goodness can
`` enlarge the faculties of thy creatures to
`` this infinite degree of excellence and
`` perfection, -- What have we MOON-
`` ITES done ?''
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