C H A P. IV.

WAS it Makay's regiment, quoth
my uncle Toby, where the poor
grenadier was so unmercifully whipp'd at
Bruges about the ducats. -- O Christ ! he
was innocent ! cried Trim with a deep
sigh. ---- And he was whipp'd, may it
please your honour, almost to death's
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door. -- They had better have shot him
outright, as he begg'd, and he had gone
directly to heaven, for he was as innocent
as your honour. ---- I thank thee, Trim,
quoth my uncle Toby. I never think of
his, continued Trim, and my poor bro-
ther Tom's misfortunes, for we were all
three school-fellows, but I cry like a
coward. -- Tears are no proof of cowar-
dice, Trim. -- I drop them oft-times my-
self, cried my uncle Toby. -- I know your
honour does, replied Trim, and so am
not ashamed of it myself. -- But to think,
may it please your honour, continued
Trim, a tear stealing into the corner of
his eye as he spoke -- to think of two vir-
tuous lads with hearts as warm in their
bodies, and as honest as God could make
them -- the children of honest people,
going forth with gallant spirits to seek
their fortunes in the world -- and fall into
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such evils ! -- poor Tom ! to be tortured
upon a rack for nothing -- but marrying
a Jew's widow who sold sausages -- honest
Dick Johnson's soul to be scourged out of
his body, for the ducats another man put
into his knapsack ! -- O ! -- these are mis-
fortunes, cried Trim, pulling out his
handkerchief -- these are misfortunes, may
it please your honour, worth lying down
and crying over.

  -- My father could not help blushing.

  -- 'Twould be a pity, Trim quoth my
uncle Toby, thou shouldst ever feel sorrow
of thy own -- thou feelest it so tenderly
for others. -- Alack -o-day, replied the
corporal, brightening up his face -- your
honour knows I have neither wife or child
---- I can have no sorrows in this world.
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As few as any man, Trim, replied my
uncle Toby ; nor can I see how a fellow
of thy light heart can suffer, but from
the distress of poverty in thy old age --
when thou art passed all services, Trim, --
and hast out-lived thy friends -- An'please
your honour, never fear, replied Trim
chearily -- But I would have thee never
fear, Trim, replied my uncle ; and there-
fore, continued my uncle Toby, throwing
down his crutch, and getting up upon
his legs as he uttered the word there-
fore
-- in recompence, Trim, of thy long
fidelity to me, and that goodness of thy
heart I have had such proofs of -- whilst
thy master is worth a shilling -- thou shalt
never ask elsewhere, Trim, for a penny.
Trim attempted to thank my uncle Toby,
-- but had not power -- tears trickled
down his cheeks faster than he could
wipe them off -- He laid his hands upon
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his breast -- made a bow to the ground,
and shut the door.

  -- I have left Trim my bowling-green,
cried my uncle Toby -- My father smiled
-- I have left him moreover a pension,
continued my uncle Toby -- My father
looked grave.


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