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C H A P. XIV.

LET us go back to the * * * * * *
---- in the last chapter.

  It is a singular stroke of eloquence (at
least it was so, when eloquence flourished
at Athens and Rome, and would be so
now, did orators wear mantles) not to
mention the name of a thing, when you
had the thing about you, in petto, ready
to produce, pop, in the place you want
it. A scar, an axe, a sword, a pink'd-
doublet, a rusty helmet, a pound and a
half of pot-ashes in an urn, or a three-
halfpenny pickle pot, ---- but above all,
a tender infant royally accoutred. -- Tho'
if it was too young, and the oration as
long as Tully's second Philippick, -- it
must certainly have beshit the orator's
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mantle. ---- And then again, if too old,
-- it must have been unwieldy and in-
commodious to his action, -- so as to
make him lose by his child almost as
much as he could gain by it. -- Otherwise,
when a state orator has hit the precise age
to a minute, -- hid his BAMBINO in his
mantle so cunningly that no mortal could
smell it, -- and produced it so critically,
that no soul could say, it came in by head
and shoulders, ---- Oh, Sirs ! it has done
wonders. ---- It has open'd the sluices,
and turn'd the brains, and shook the
principles, and unhinged the politicks of
half a nation.

  These feats however are not to be done,
except in those states and times, I say,
where orators wore mantles, -- and pretty
large ones too, my brethren, with some
twenty or five and twenty yards of good
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purple, superfine, marketable cloth in
them, ---- with large flowing folds and
doubles, and in a great stile of design.
------ All which plainly shews, may it
please your worships, that the decay of
eloquence, and the little good service it
does at present, both within, and without
doors, is owing to nothing else in the
world, but short coats, and the disuse of
trunk-hose. ------ We can conceal nothing
under ours, Madam, worth shewing.

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