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THE wound in my uncle Toby's groin, which he received at the siege of Namur, rendering him unfit for the service, it was thought expedient he should return to England, in order, if possible, to be set to rights. He was four years totally confined, -- part of it to his bed, and all of it to his room ; and in the course of his cure, which was all that time in hand, suffer'd unspeakable miseries, -- owing to a suc- cession of exfoliations from the oss pubis, and the outward edge of that part of the coxendix called the oss illeum, ---- both which bones were dismally crush'd, as much by the irregularity of the stone, which I told you was broke off the pa- rapet, rapet, -- as by its size, -- (though it was pretty large) which inclined the surgeon all along to think, that the great injury which it had done my uncle Toby's groin, was more owing to the gravity of the stone itself, than to the projectile force of it, -- which he would often tell him was a great happiness. My father at that time was just begin- ning business in London, and had taken a house ; -- and as the truest friendship and cordiality subsisted between the two bro- thers, -- and that my father thought my uncle Toby could no where be so well nursed and taken care of as in his own house, ---- he assign'd him the very best apartment in it. -- And what was a much more sincere mark of his affection still, he would never suffer a friend or an ac- quaintance to step into the house on any VOL. I. M occasion, occasion, but he would take him by the hand, and lead him up stairs to see his brother Toby, and chat an hour by his bed side. The history of a soldier's wound be- guiles the pain of it ; -- my uncle's visit- ers at least thought so, and in their daily calls upon him, from the courtesy arising out of that belief, they would frequently turn the discourse to that subject, -- and from that subject the discourse would generally roll on to the siege itself. These conversations were infinitely kind ; and my uncle Toby received great relief from them, and would have recei- ved much more, but that they brought him into some unforeseen perplexities, which, for three months together, re- tarded his cure greatly ; and if he had not not hit upon an expedient to extricate himself out of them, I verily believe they would have laid him in his grave. What these perplexities of my uncle Toby were, ---- 'tis impossible for you to guess ; -- if you could, -- I should blush ; not as a relation, -- not as a man, -- nor even as a woman, -- but I should blush as an author ; inasmuch as I set no small store by myself upon this very account, that my reader has never yet been able to guess at any thing. And in this, Sir, I am of so nice and singular a humour, that if I thought you was able to form the least judgment or probable conjecture to yourself, of what was to come in the next page, -- I would tear it out of my book.
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